Woman

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If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman


If you don't, you are not a man


If you praise her, she thinks you are lying


If you don't, you are good for nothing


If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing


If you don't, you are not understanding


If you make romance, you are an "experienced man"


If you don't, you are half a man


If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring


If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing


If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy


If you don't, you are a dull boy


If you are a jealous, she says it's bad


If you don't, she thinks you do not love her


If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her


If you don't, she thinks you do not like her


If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait


If she is late, she says that's a girls way


If you visit another, she accuses you of being heel


If she is visited by another, 'oh it's natural, we are girls'


If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold


If you kiss her too many, she yells that you are taking advantage


If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics


If you do, she thinks it's just one of the man's tactics


If you stare at other, she accuses you of flirting


If she is stared by others, she says that they are just admiring


If you talk, she wants you to listen


If you listen, she wants you to talk



Oh god ! You created the creature called "woman"



So simple, yet so complex


So weak, yet so powerful


So confusing, yet so desirable


"O LORD, tell me what to do. AMEN"